The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money, think women are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think women are beautiful enough. The men who think women are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move! The men who never make a first move automatically loose interest in us when we take the initiative.
Now, who in the world understands men? Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something women would like to have dinner with.
