Has anyone ever noticed how guys flirt? I mean lets all be normal human beings here. We all know flirting exists and we all know that both sexes do it.
Flirting is okay for me. I've just had some observations on how a few people is flirting with me. They all have their own styles. Make that own "funny" styles. I find it really funny when a guy is flirting with me. Maybe the reason for this is that I know they are just flirting and that there is nothing else they want but to prove to themselves that I am into them and that I will flirt back sooner or later.
WELL, its okay if they do flirt. I do learn a lot from their styles. Sometimes its annoying, but most of the time I find their style information packed. Because of the way they act towards me, I am able to understand and observe the way the opposite sex thinks.
1.Mr. Feeling Boyfriend
He will constantly text you with a morning, afternoon and evening greeting. Will ask you to always stay safe and would say that you text him when you get home so that he will not be worried. Will bring you chocolates, drive you home, meet you after work and will visit you at home. He even gets angry when you do not reply to his texts so he will send you prepaid credits or call you. This type gives you an instant boyfriend. They will make you feel that they are so into you by constantly reminding you of their presence. Sometimes its annoying because of course I don't want unsolicited reminders of eating lunch on time (I eat when I'm hungry, and I eat every time I want to without being reminded! haha). The Mr. Feeling Boyfriend thinks he can control the girl she's flirting with. Lalo na if the girl is replying back to all his text messages and phone calls.
2. Mr. Mushroom
Sometimes they will text you, sometimes they will not. Sometimes they make you feel they are interested in you by replying to your posts, sometimes they wont. Whenever you are together, they will act like they like you, but the moment you part ways, you would feel that he really is not. You will notice in this Mr. mushroom's online pages (fs, multiply, facebook, etc) that there are hundreds of other girls in the friends list who also happen to leave comments very so often. And if you observe deeply, the comments are replies to Mr. mushroom's comments. Mr. Mushroom does not have the ability to stay. He will leave the moment he wanted to, without even thinking!
3. Mr. All Purpose Flirt
The type of guy who flirts with everyone. He feels/thinks/acts like he is the most handsome person you know. And he will always make you feel that he is welcome to new acquaintances. He will occasionally touch you in the shoulder, will sometimes give you a kiss on the cheek and will talk to you especially if you are the most beautiful person around. Apparently, if there are other girls that are more eye catching, he'd flirt with them first before he'd flirt with you. Now if you are the most oh-not-so-beautiful person around, he'd only talk to you if there is no one else to talk to. I've seen the moves of this all purpose flirt. When he sees you in a different place and he is with someone who is more attractive than you are, he will not talk to you. Annoying right?
4. Mr. Friends Only
He is a flirt in disguise. He will act as your close friend but when he sees an opportunity to flirt, boom! He will do so. He is the type of person who made friends with you because he is unsure if you are the correct flirting prey or if you are a for keeps friend. He will decide to keep you as a friend anyway. When he notices that you are indeed a good flirting prospect, he will remove the disguise and then hit on you! Oh well, a friend hitting on you is truly the funniest flirting style.
I learned a lot from them so far and its nice that their flirting identities are now known to me. At least I can avoid them, or if I want to have a good laugh, I'll look at them flirt.
